Holla at'a Dwarf

Well its sure been a while..

Bah, not like I give a shit, this dwarfs been busy.
I seem to be gettin' more and more fan-mail, and I 'preciate all yer support.

Gwent had his four heart attack but hes recovered quite nicley once again...
Well shit, I'm bout to watch survivor... crazy humans.. who the hell would want to go out on some random island?

Well nevermind Gwent just had another heart attack
nvm, wish he'd make up his blasted mind..

I'm heading out this weekend with the buds... anybody know a good tavern?

Bah...

I feel a tad bit better now....
Kinda...
Yeah.. I drank kinda heavy tha other night..
Bah!
Me and tha boys are headin' out in a min to go Mel Gibson knows what..
Holy shit I'm'a sick....

Bah, I'll be making it alright by my reckoning...
I got meself a dwarf liver!
Bah ha ha!

Stay crunk

Ugh....

What the hell is this?

Well I reckon this is me xanga...
Well Yeah I'm a dwarf.. and don't ye laugh niether
Just cause I'm'a lacking in legs doesn't mean a damn hoot...
I can get crunk with the best o' ye.

Not sure whats gonna come out'a this here... But time will tell eh?

I would assume ye wants to know about me eh? well..
Like me said I'm'a Dwarf, I got me a hammer from Bob Vila...
Got a brother named Gwent the Greasy.. and one o' me best friends be Neener..
I'm'a told often that I be crunk... I fought Ronald McDonald and was victorious...
I yodel... it be a hobby o' mine... That be about it I would guess..

Not much new with Ol' Redbeard... Just spent some time at the tavern
Gwent's feeling under the weather, I thought Dwarves was good with tha cold?
Bah

Well I don't have much o' nothing to say at the moment...

Stay Crunk all ye.